Mr.Martin : Is this the fire department ?
Attendant : Yes, it is. What seems to be the problem?
Mr.Martin : I'm stuck in a chimney. I'm calling from my cell phone.
Attendant : What were you doing in the chimney?
Mr.Martin : I lost my key, and I was trying to get into the house.
Attendant : Gee, sometimes burglars get stuck in chimneys when they try to break in houses through the roof.
Mr.Martin : Listen, I'm not a burglar. My name is Joe Martin, and I live at 219 Fourth street. Now, are you going to help me or not?
Attendant : I'll send a fire truck over right away. But, Mr. Martin, I suggest you lose some weight, and not your keys