3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool???
4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have you had a haircut?
Me: Nah! It's autumn. My hair's shedding!
5. When someone call's on land-line and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone around
my neck...!!!
6. When I'm washing my car
neighbor: hey are you washing it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that it grows
into a big bus