Skits 4 THE SIBERIAN CHICKENFARMER Farmer: "Here, chick chick chick Here, chick chick chi Two military types come up behind the farmer "Comrade! Vat are you Doink!" Farmer: m feedink my chickens Police: "Wat are you Feedink dem, Comrade Farmer "corn." Police: "Fooll There is a shortage of corn!!! They beat him up. Oof. Ow., dragging him away: