The Theft of Thor's Hammer" Tis a tale of old Thor Himself, lord of thunder and guardian of gods and men. Strong and mighty was he, and honest and brave and simple. This was his greatest weakness, for he was simple, both of heart and mind. He was as strong as an ox, they say, and almost as Smart. But for all that Thor did lack of brains, his strength and courage were second to none! Twas he that kept Asgard safe from the marauding giants, slaying hundreds of them with his mighty hammer mjolnir.