Dear Adelie,
Oh, my little fluffy sweetheart, how I long to be with you on this
cold, cold day! Neither of the iron bars of my cell have has kept me from
dreaming about sweeping you away to our long-planned vacation in
Antarctica. Through the vast blue skys skies, speeding swiftly as wild
turkies turkeys, go goes my heart.
Either my jailors or my honey, who is the best of all possible
honies honeys, have has taken over every thought in my brain. I never
think about the fishes fish in the sea. Every single one of my waking
moments are is devoted to you, cuddliest of all the cuddly teddy
bear bears.
But, Cow Pat, I and all the other prisoners, except for my
cellmate, has have waited impatiently for your visit. Two months has have
passed, and everyone (though not the cellmate, as I said) are is impatient.
I know you was were busy, but the taxs taxes are paid, your new downhill
racing skies skis are waxed (I know you love to ski!), and still you is are
not here!
Here is are two tickets for the policemans policemen you
befriended. They can accompany you on the train. (I know you hate to
travel alone.) Speaking of alone, please bring the loots loot from our last
job. I need escape money. Also bring two gold watchs watches, which
are very handy for bribes.
Your Cutie Patootie,
Charlie