Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.
George Bernard Shaw
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
Katharine Whitehorn
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
W. C. Fields
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
Go well writing and delivering your Christmas Speeches!
May they inspire and give joy.