When I was twelve, my parents moved

When I was twelve, my parents moved out of London to a small village near Oxford. I was the only Asian girl in my school and I suddenly felt a bit lonely. I became a typical difficult teenager - I hated school and I thought all the would was against me. But two important things happened. I realised that being funny was the best way to make friends. Perhaps if we'd stayed in London I would never have learned how to bee funny And then I had a brilliant Art teacher, Mrs York, who encouraged me to go to Are College. I would probably have left school as early as possible, if I hadn't met her.
However on the day of my college interview in bate,I woke up late. I left the house wearing two odd shoes and didn't notice that my bottle of chocolate milk had spilled all over the paintings in my bag. then when I finally got to the station I got on the wrong train Who knows... if I had gone to Bath that day I might have become a professional artist. But I went to Swindon instead I told the woman next to me on the train about what had happened and she sat and cried with laughter. It turned out she was the producer of a comedy programme on the radio. To cut a long story short, I got an invitation a week later to attend an audition for the show... and the rest,as they say, is history I'm very lucky-my life has been full of happy accidents

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HeghDI' ramjep, vIH muSHa'bogh london mach vengHom DaSum oxford. neH asian be'Hom neH DuSaQ 'ej jIH pay' Hot bit mobwI'. jIH moj typical teenager QatlhwI'-DuSaQ muS jIH 'ej jIH 'e' Hoch vIbachrup. 'ach qaS cha' Dochmey potlh. realised jIH 'e' tlhaQ nIvbogh mIw vay' jup. chaq tlhoy laQchoHlu', 'ej maH neH london not vIghoj chay' bee boneH 'ej vaj brilliant SoH'a' ghojmoHwI', mrs york, 'Iv jIH vay' Are College tungHa' vIghaj. DuSaQ je 'eq jIchegh joSbogh je qIt, vaj ghaH hadn't vIqIH.'ach jajvetlh qach college bate interview neH, vemmoH jIH paS. juH cha' waq jum tuQ mej 'ej vIchel 'e' spilled yuch nIm bal Hoch rIn bag paintings tu'. vaj HeghDI' tagha' net chaw'a' yaH chaw'a' muj qulmey SovwI'pu''e' … vaj jIH chaq moj artist targhHom veDDaq noch jImejbej 'op DIjlu'ta'bogh jaj. 'ach be' next to jIH qulmey jatlh jIH vIHtaHbogh qaS nuq 'ej ba' ghaH Haghqu'choH jach ghaH jImejbej swindon instead. ghaH 'IH comedy programme wab HevwI' producer tlhe' 'oH. nI' lut ngaj, invitation Hogh'e' later audition 'ang … 'ej bertlham, attend chaw'a' Hoch jatlh pe' qun Do'-yInwIj naQ Quch bong