Monologue Description: In this monologue, Lorraine is nervous and panics when she realizes that they don’t have ice for the party her and her husband are throwing.
LORRAINE: Okay, Okay, Okay. We did the balloons, we did the cakes, we did the flowers, we did the—Oh My God. Oh no! We, we didn’t get the ice! Oh God! Go, Go, Go! Go now and get the ice. I’ll give you the money. Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Oh shit, shit, shit!!!
Always something! Why didn’t you get the ice? What?! That’s YOUR job. You are supposed to remember the–
(doorbell rings)
(she shrieks)
Ahh! People are already arriving. Oh shit, shit, shit. Go now! Go, go, go.
What?! Calm down? I am calm. I’d be calmer if we had ice in the house.
SHHHHH! SHHHHH! They can hear through the doors. Answer the door and then go get the ice. Go!
(husband opens the door)
(greeting people as they come in)
Hiiiiiiii! Oh, it’s so good to see you!!!! Ohhhhhhh, you look so beautiful. Ohhhhhhh. Look at you. Look, look, look. Muah! Hiiiiiii! Come in, come in, come in.
(to her husband, barely audible)
GO GET THE ICE!
(back to guests)
You guys are early…