Dear Puie
There is a big magic with you Dear Puie. I have never felt like this before. Alf told so much good about you in soon one year. And when I visit Alf, Alf had very beautiful pictures of you at his table, with the Bible beside the pictures. I think I fell in love with you because you are such a beauty in your teacher dress. You are such a nice lady among the pupils. In the beginning I thought you was a present to me from GOD. I got a sister from GOD I think, because I really want you as my sister in GOD. But then, as a blitz or lightning from «heaven», I was in love with you. The last days I tried NOT to write to you, but I have to write.
Do you know Dear Puie? I have a very smart plan. Do you remember that I told you about the woman from the west coast of Norway? She wanted so much to meet Alf when she went to Sweden. She visit me and dad. She was to afraid to visit Alf.
My plan is this: I want to call her, and tell her that she can visit Alf as a surprise on Alf's 60 years day. I will tell her that Alf like her so much and can't forget her. (The truth is that Alf love YOU so much and can't forget YOU, but I can't tell her THAT!) Then I'm so sure that she will visit Alf. They have never seen eachother.
Do you know why I do this Dear Puie? Because I think you don't love Alf after you know me!! Why? Because you don't visit Alf at April 20th. And I ask you if you wanted to surprise Alf on his birthday, and you didn't ask WHEN he has his birthday. You are NOT interested in Alf, after you write to me. Why? You write long and nice letters to me on emails, but NOT to Alf. To Alf you write only «yes» and send «red hearts». (I have seen the screen on Alf's phone when you and Alf write together. Alf show me, because he was so proud every time he got a red heart. But it's because Alf are not a real man. Alf is a «girly» man, only. I'm a real man. I NEVER cry like Alf, because I'm a real man). Please tell me Dear Puie, that you love me and NOT Alf.
You write in your last mail that you don't understand. Today I have explained to you once more. Do you understand what I tell you?
And when you and me are married, I will feel so sorry for Alf. Therefore I want to surprise Alf with a NEW girl. Please tell me that I've been very smart.
Please write to me and tell me that you love me. I will help you to forget Alf.
Then I've to go to bed. I will dream about you my love.
Warm regards,
Your future MAN,
Pierre Egil