Snow White and the True Story
Narrator: After Princess Snow White was lost many years ago, the ugly witch, who wants to be the most beautiful woman in the world, looked for her everywhere. At first, the witch was not successful. But one day, the Princess was found at the local market in Phang-nga, Thailand. This surprised the witch.
You might ask. where does the story go from there? Please watch and enjoy our show.
At the market
Jack: Hello, girl. There are many fruits and local vegetables. Would you like some?
No white: Hello, I’d like some local, delicious, vegetables for my dad.
Jack: So, lovely lady. What’s your name?
No white: My name’s No white.
Jack: Oh! Snow white. I’m Jack, nice to meet you. I’d recommend Sataw, the best of the local vegetables.
No white: Wow. I’ll take some, please.
Jack: Anything else?
Narrator: The girl enjoys buying things and doesn’t realize that the witch is standing behind her.
The witch: Look!!!! This is Princess Snow White whom I tried to find. I really need her blood, because it’s good for anti-aging. So, she must come with me. (The witch walks to the princess and takes her away.)
Jack: (He looks confused, because the girl went missing when she was buying vegetables) Oh no!! Snow white. What should I do? I want to help her. Think, think, think!
Narrator: Suddenly, Harry Potter falls from the sky, because his broom doesn’t work. This surprises Jack.
Jack: Are you ok?
Harry: I’m ok, thank you.
Jack: Oh! Harry, Harry Potter. (He has not seen Harry in a long time, but he recognizes the man who is falling from the sky as Harry Potter.)
Harry: Oh! Jack. Haven’t seen you in a long time. How are you? (Nonstop asking)
Jack: I’m fine, thanks. I’m glad to see you here, because I need your help.
Harry: Why do you look serious? What can I do for you?
Jack: This is a secret. (He shouts) Princess Snow White disappeared when she was buying vegetables at the market. I think the witch kidnapped her. Could you help me find her?
Harry: Why do you choose me?
Jack: I think you can fight with the witch, because you are also a wizard.
Harry: But…(He is not sure that he can.)
Jack: Please…. Harry?
Harry: Ok, but I want to know one thing: is she beautiful?
Jack: (He can’t remember her well, but he needs help.) She is very beautiful, because she is Princess Snow White. If you don’t believe me, you can ask iMirror mini, the new model by Apple.
Harry: Wow. That’s cool. Hello, Mirror!
Mirror (Narrator): Hello! Can I help you?
Harry: I want to know who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Mirror (Narrator): Princess Snow White. She is the one.
Harry: Fantastic. Wow! Can’t wait to see you, princess. OK, let’s go. I know where to find them.
Jack, Harry: (They plan to help the princess at the witch’s house.)
At the witch’s house
Jack: (He knocks at the door)
The witch: Who are you? (Looks annoyed)
Jack: I’m Jack, the salesman. I have some special products for anti-aging. Are you interested? Can I come in?
The witch: (She stops and thinks before she opens the door) OK, come in.
(She walks around and looks at him. Then, she crashes into the fridge and she says something strange.) Opp! Would you like something to drink? I have some soft drinks and snakes.
Jack: Oh! No. Snake. No, no!
The witch: Oh. I’m sorry. I have some soft drinks and snacks. Would you like some?
Jack: Thank you so much, but my mom said that all carbs are evil.
The witch: (She makes a face at him) Ok. Just water.
Jack: Thank you. May I use your toilet, please?
The witch: This way. (She waits until Jack is out of sight and picks the bottle up) I can’t believe that it’s good for anti-aging, but I want to try it.
Narrator: The witch doesn’t know that the wizard, Harry Potter, made anti-aging syrup. She goes ahead and drinks some. At first, she seems fine. Then, all of a sudden, she falls down on the floor. Meanwhile, Jack and Harry try to find the princess.
Jack: (He comes back and finds the witch laying down on the floor.) You’re stupid. Harry, Harry come on. (He calls Harry and helps the princess.)
Narrator: They help Snow White and bring her to wonderland. The witch wakes up with her ugly face and she’s very angry with Jack, because he lies. She never goes anywhere because of her face. She stays at home by herself and cries and cries.
At Wonderland
Jack: Harry, what should we do?
Harry: I don’t know. (He thinks for a while) I’m the wizard, let me try.
“Stu kong koi” (He casts a spell, but it’s the wrong one. The snake falls on her.)
Jack: Oh look! She is waking up.
Harry: I haven’t used this thing in a long time, but it worked.
No white: Who are you? (She looks confused and scared)
Jack: I’m Jack and this is my friend, Harry Potter.
No white: I don’t know you or your friend.
Jack: But I know you, Snow White, because you forgot these Sataw at the market.
No white: Oh! Thank you so much, but I’m not Snow White.
Jack: Are you kidding me? (Then, he find