Yeah. And do you know how many bunches of flowers and boxes of chocolates are sold each year in February?
Actually, no, I don't. Oh, wait a minute! What day is it today?
February 14.
Oh no! It's Valentine's Day! Sorry, darling. I forgot.
That's OK. Here's your card. It also says here that 85 percent of Valentine's Day cards are bought by women. Now I know why - men always forget!