Breakfast on the balcony (which consists of fizzy drinks and
sweet biscuits). RICK and RAT are hunched over a laptop.
RICK is on a website and reads out from it. “Even the most
experienced of Pattaya veterans sometimes can be fooled by
the feminine virtues of an exquisite ladyboy. We venture to
suggest the only solution is to go with the flow and enjoy
the unique and thrilling pleasures of carnal acts with the
third sex”. They are appalled by this advice.
RAT reaches for the laptop and finds another website, which
he reads from. “How to spot a ladyboy”. He instructs RICK to
write the tips down into a checklist. They are to examine the
lady in question for:
1. Adams Apple. 2.Big feet 3. Muscly torso. 4. Above average
height. 5. Excessive femininity 6. Excessively large breasts.
7 Sexually provocative dress sense. 8. Square elbows. 9.
Their ID card says they are a man
RICK writes down each of these diligently.
He now recalculates the daily budget and says it will be much
reduced. RAT isn’t interested, says they just won’t be able
to buy presents for their families.