Once there was a young man.
His name was Russell.
He loved a wonderful girl.
She was from London.
Every Monday.
Russell met his girl at London zoo.
One day.
Russell did not have enough money.
He hoped to but honey cakes for his girlfriend.
So he asked his cousin jane to give him some money.
His cousin said."It's the end of the month; I don't have any money."
His cousin walked to the oven and prepared seven honey cakes.
After an hour, she opened the oven to take out the honey cakes and said,
"Here, Russell, I have no money, but your girl will love these honey cakes."
Russell thanked cousin Jane, and walked to London Zoo.
His girlfriend was waiting near a monkey 's cage.
He gave the honey cakes to his girlfriend,
"Here are some honey cakes," he said.
His girl had one. It was good. Russell had one. He liked it.
They talked and talked. They didn't see the monkey.
The monkey had five cakes. Russell and his girl wanted some more cakes.
But there weren't any.
The honey cakes were very good. Cousin Jane was was a very good cook.