So, how is your new roommate?
She really turns me off.
What happened?
She's always making loud noises at midnight when I am trying to sleep. If I say anything, she makes rude remarks
Why don't you have a heart to heart chat with her?
I tried, but it didn't work
How many three times did you try?
At least three times. I guess I'm going to have to complain to the manager. hope she can be evicted.