Nobody's perfect - really a lot of people (not only guys) cheat... it seems to be built into people's DNA - I don't know. Yes, of course I like ladies but I'm not looking for "ladies" (plural), only for one "lady" (just one!). To share life, joy, good and bad times, bed & body - everything, but on fair terms.
The fun with MySQL doesn't start until you use it as the "engine" in the context of an app - and PHP is easy to learn and a good combination! For me, programming was always (and still is) like playing - beat the challenges!