“Fine. I never had my ass ogled by my arch-nemesis.”
“Low blow! Okay. I never forgot where I parked my car and had to design a guidance system to bring the car to me.”
“It was a purely tactical decision.”
“And yet you’re drinking.”
“Hmm. I never got so turned on by an educational film I set fire to the screen.”
“It was the substitute teacher, not the film, and I was sixteen! How the hell did you find out about that, anyway?”
“I am a detective, Clark.”