Spies from South Korea are infiltrating
North Korea to poison a group of “bovio-
Koreans” -- that’s cows to you and me.
So we hear from a Pyougyang news agency,
5 anyway.
The evidence is that 15 cows died and
another eight became sick earlier this summer.
“We cannot guess how many will fall to the
vicious plot,” said the agency. Doctors found
10 the cows had died from eating indigestible
substances such as hemp rope and vinyl—
possibly fed to them in secret commando
operations.
The oddest thing is that the cows are
15 from South Korea, having been presented
to the North as gifts. The complaint is being
taken seriously by the South. The Unification
Ministry said : “The government proposes
a joint investigation to determine if their
20 claim is true, with cattle breeders, veterinarians
and government officials from both sides
participating.”
Foreign correspondent Jason Crane
reported: “If what the North Koreans say
25 is true, it is one of the weirdest commando
operations in the history of modern warfare.
If it’s not, it could be proof that communism
actually causes insanity.”