There is a whole dog and pony show that actually begins tonight and includes tours and smoozing and the like. They initially put me in charge of the lobbying portion of the WASC visit but it was pulled out from under me when some higher-up got the leaked schedule that included beer pong and “UHS Cultural Awareness activity at 4:20 p.m. under the bridge at Low Gap Park.” Humpf. Their loss.
There is a chance that the group comes into my classroom and that means that I could be in the middle of dancing in my Russian underwear singing “A Man Like Putin” while my background Power Point has a picture of the Russian president doing the butterfly in Lake Baikal. But it’s unlikely because the students would simply say “ugh, not again” and be totally disengaged. Disengaged is bad for WASC. Guess that means I better be engaged too.