For those who are wondering whose voice is whose:
Bouto (暴徒) - higher pitched and slightly more nasal voice.
Tadanon (ただのん) - lower pitched voice that's slightly slurred.
I always have this impression that Tadanon talks like he's drunk cos he slurs a LOT. I think he has a bit of lisp too.
And if you're wondering what they're saying... Well, they're just messing around with the game, is all.