On opening your biscuits i was horrified to discover that not all of the biscuits were in face broken,and despite me hastily snapping as many biscuits as i could the damage had already been done.
Our bank Manager has refused our overdraft and cited our biscuit extravagances as evident of our poor business management,claming that in difficult times there is no shame is serving up broken biscuits or even Wagon Wheels to our visitors.