So how do Bettina, his wife, and daughters Nina, 22, Zoe, 18, and 12-year- old son Joe cope with living with Britain's biggest complainer? Surely he must be a nightmare to live with? Has he ever asked Bettina to explain why a meal she made is badly cooked? oh no, of course not, says Clive. It seems there are some things even he knows you should never complain about