Make sure torture victims are properly secured before transporting scalding liquids. Don't run with broken glass while possessed. Always ensure proper sloping when digging meaningless torture pits to avoid baking soda sickness. Beware of sharp shovels & utilize proper PPE. Never store flammable materials under Human Piñatas. Observe proper kissing etiquette. Avoid wronged Exes (especially if their prison # is 701...)