I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
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The problem with fasting seven days is that it makes one weak.
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Diet: When you go to some length to change width.
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It's not the minutes spent at a table that puts on weight, it's the seconds.
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More fattening than the ice cream sundae is the spoon you put into it.
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I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.
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The older you get the harder it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become good friends.