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1. A tomato is technically an unripe banana.
2. You can tell if steak is grass-fed because it glows in the dark.
3. The Latin name for grapes is Teeny Sweetums.
4. In the UK, berries are known as “ovary pops.”
5. The nickname “pigs in a blanket” gained popularity after the creator’s suggested name, “dongs in a dough shaft,” failed to catch on.
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6. Brown lentils can hit a high E.
7. Kohlrabi was originally bred as a prank by drunk farmers.
8. Coffee beans had the idea for the selfie stick years ago but couldn’t get past the patent paperwork.
9. Grilled cheese killed Laura Palmer.
10. If you look at a strawberry seed under a microscope, you’ll see it’s a small portal to another world where humans evolved from strawberries, and you’ll have to defeat its evil king in order to keep him from infiltrating our dimension.