“Oh… you want to see it”
“I’ve got to warn you, its gotten a lot bigger since you last saw it”
*Pulls down pyjama pants*
“I guess by that look on your face you’re happy you decided to room with me”
“Dumbstruck huh”
“Go on touch it”
“Yea, it is pretty heavy”
“Oh yea my balls grew a lot too”
“Come on get it out”
“It’s excited to see you”