Waitress: Hello sir. Welcome to Jake’s. Have you eaten here before?
Customer: No. This is my first time here. A friend of mine from work suggested this place the other day.
Waitress: Oh. Well, would you like to hear about today’s specials?
Customer: Sure, why not?
Waitress: Ok. We have three items on special. The first is the manager’s special. It is baked cod served with rice and a vegetable medley. The second is fried shrimp with fries on the side. The last one is my favorite. It is a 10 oz. rib eye with a choice of two sides.
Customer: They all sound good. I guess bring me the rib eye with a baked potato and green beans as my sides.
Waitress: Good choice. How would you like your steak?
Customer: Medium rare.
Waitress: Sounds good. What would you like to drink?
Customer: I’ll take a glass of your house red.
Waitress: Do you want to start off with an appetizer like some fried calamari or chicken wings?
Customer: No. I’m good. Thanks.
Waitress: Ok. That will be out in about 10 minutes.
10 minutes later
Waitress: OK sir. Here is your rib eye. Can I get you anything else? Would you like another glass of wine?
Customer: This looks great. No more wine for me. I’m going to switch to soda. What kind of soft drinks do you have?
Waitress: We have Coke, Sprite and Dr. Pepper.
Customer:Bring me a Coke please.
Waitress: OK. Coming right up.
10 minutes later:
Waitress: How was it?
Customer: The steak was great. No complaints.
Waitress: Great. Can I clear your plate?
Customer: Sure.
Waitress: Do you have any room for dessert?
Customer: No, just bring the check please.
Waitress: Ok sir. I’ll be right back with that.