A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“ What are you doing ? ” She asked.
“ Hunting Flies ” He responded.
“ Oh! Killed any ” She asked.
“ Yep, 3 males, 2 females ”, he replied
Intrigued, she asked. “ How can you tell ? ”
He responded, “ 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone ”.