Dear Side Chicks,
You knew he had a girl before you and him were even an item. Now you want to cry and be heartbroken because you realize that he is never leaving home. Did you really think he was going to leave the girl that has been loyal to him for you? Wake up, once a side chick, always the side chick. Why would you even want to be his main chick, so he can cheat on you? If he is cheating now, don’t you think that he will cheat on you? If he is unloyal now, won’t he be unloyal to you?
The thing that gets me the most is, “you think you are really making him happy.” If he were happy with just you, then he wouldn’t have the need to still be with the one he loves. If he really loved you, then he would stop playing games, and make you his woman. Crying to a man every night about leaving home is not going to happen. You are his spare tire. You are temporary, and when he gets rid of you, he will still be rolling.
Did you really believe him when he told you that he loved you? Are you really that naive!? If he loves you, then why can’t he stay the night? If he loves you, then why can’t your relationship be public? If he loves you then, why haven’t you been introduced to his family? I will tell you the reason why. He doesn’t love you. The one he loves has all of those privileges.
I never really understood the role of a side chick. So you mean to tell me that you are being loyal to a man who is already committed. Do you hear how stupid that sounds. The man you love, is in love with someone else, but you’re sticking around praying that he loves you back one day.
Dear side chicks, please wake up. Good p**y wont make a man leave home. He may stray for awhile, but home is where the heart is. Obviously his heart isn’t with you, so you and him could never have a home together. Leave now. Walk away with some dignity. Side chicks never come up. A few nice purses and vacations doesn’t mean love. You are his fun girl. As soon as you stop providing the fun, you will be gone with the wind.
Go find a man who isnt attached. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Sounds cliche’, but it’s true. If you’re a side chick reading this letter, then I hope you wake up. If you still decide to stay, then hey that’s you. In the words of Nicki Minaj, I believe she said, “you’re a stupid Hoe.” I hope this letter encouraged one side chick.
Cr. 1FunnyChick