Super Insults
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kamal doesn't smell nice in class.
Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kamal is not a rose. Dont smell him.
Teach him ...
Mother to Son : Who is Iskandar Zulkarnain?
Son : Don't know.
Mother : Sometimes give attention to ur study also.
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty?
Mother : Don't know.
Son : Sometimes give attention to Dad also.