To: All Employees
From: Christy
Subject: Paper Clips
It had has come to my attention that some employees will be have
been bending paper clips nearly every day. A few copy clerks even
bended bent an entire box. Because of my duty as your supervisor, I
would should remind you that paper clips have been are expensive. In
my ten years of superior wisdom as your boss, I always gave have
given you a fair deal. I will have given give you a fair deal in the future
also, but only if you showed show some responsibility. Therefore, I will
begin inspecting the desks in this office this morning. By quitting time, I
will have been checking checked every single one. If your desk
contains a bent paper clip, you would may find yourself out of a job.