If you heard pained whines coming from the direction of West Hollywood on Sunday night, it actually wasn’t the vocals of “Work Bi**h” ringing through Mickey’s. It was me dealing with the fact that The Voice won Best Reality Competition over the superior So You Think You Can Dance, all due to the fact that voters are enamored of the show’s nice-guy approach to karaoke criticism. “It doesn’t matter what you look like!” The Voice assures its contestants, confusing self-congratulation and condescension for acceptance. “Just sing!” But after watching the fifth season premiere, I am more confident than ever that I dislike everything this show stands for — especially