Valentine’s Day is the greatest excuse in the world to be floridly corny and unabashedly romantic. It is an opportunity to work on the joy of marriage as hard as you work on the rest of it. Who knows? You get the right thing going and some of it might stick. Skip the card and get naked in the afternoon. Clean the house if it normally is not your job then put a ribbon on the front door. Do something that your spouse loves, but you can’t stand. I intend to sit down next to my husband with cigars and a beer to watch an entire college basketball game. Romantic, no, not immediately anyway, but hopefully we’ll think of something else to do later on.