Please surrender to us so that we can lock you up deep inside dungeon to be use as a source of energy "
"Damn, you leave me no choice, I'll go under condition you didn't hurt anyone!"
"Oh no, our dear Blackie goes out on his own to the wild, let's go and save him! We, the student, the association, the empire are with him!"
"What a bother, nobody can take Blackie away from me, I'll let them know that. Very. Painfully. Clear."
Please don't tell me the above like is going to be happening next, that's so silly and so cliche