A: hello my name is nurse Betty I am the triage nurse reference you to the emergency department this evening
B: I have abdominal pain
A: when did it start
B: a few hours ago
A: what were you doing when the pain started
B: I'd prefer not to say
A: Sir I cannot help you if you do not tell me what happened
B: there's an apple in my bot
A: an apple
B: yes a big Red Delicious apple and I cannot get it out and now on bleeding and I have pain
A: ice-t_ how did you get an apple in your butt
B: I'd prefer not to say
A: Sir please I am a professional you can tell me
B: it was not easy I really do not want to go into it
but the bottom line is that I forgot to take the stem of ovett now I cannot get it out
A: you try to get it out how
B: a spoon a spoon now on bleeding look my wife does not know about this can we keep this between us
A: I am certainly not telling her let's get you back to the doctor so we can take arabists you will have to deal with her later