1)
Mother: yufun! Mister's stinky country-bumpkin room was [city-sect coordinated] by alice
As a gift to thank me, this house is now alice's yukkuri place!!!
Right Ko: Huwwy and leave, countwy bumpchin mishter!!!
Left Ko: Myamya'sh amazhing!!!
2)
What are you doing mister?
Why aren't you quickly leaving?
Are you stupid?
Wanna die?
YU?
Myamya~~!
YUKYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The alices continued as ashtrays...