Most STUPID questions people
usually ask in obvious situation..
.
1. At movies:"hey! What r u doing
here ??
Me:"tujhe nahi pata yaar!! Mai
yaha
ticket black karne aata hu..
.
.
2. In bus:"A fat lady steps on my
feet:"arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
.
.
Me:"Nai moti bahot maja aaya ek
bar fir se kar
.
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3. When i got woken up at
midnight
by a call :"sorry yaar! So raha tha
kya ?"
.
.
Me:"Nai yar! Mai to Bas let kar
marne ki practise kar raha tha ??
.
.
4. when they see me with shorter
hair:"yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya ??
.
.
Me:"Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya
tha subah uth kar dekha to andar
chale gaye!!
.
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5. When some 1 call me on my
land-line n asks where r u ??
.
.
Me:"yar mai market mai hun,
phone b gale me latka kar le aaya
hu