Greetings to you. I can't believe the morning I have had! My auto won't start so my kids were late for school and my dog ate my laptop.
I need something to go well today, so I urgently need you to kindly process a wire transfer for 20 million US dollars. Code it to Misc.expense and email me the confirmation when completed. I can't send the wire from home without my laptop (thank you dog) and it will be a disaster if the funds are not received before the end of the business today!
See the details attached and I'll always appreciate swift email correspondence right away.
Your most humble friend,