I'm the Queen of TV and I'm here to destroy ya!
So check under your seat, because I got something for ya!
You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah.
I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak choke ya!
Girl, your show's a petting zoo. You do a week on kittens,
And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen!
You played a fish with brain damage. I'm a nominated actress!
Name's synonymous with power, spell it forwards or backwards!