uigetsu: "Sasuke! We're being followed!"
Sasuke: "Fun..."
Sasuke: "........! Snakes!"
Sasuke: "Yaah!"
Suigetsu: "What's with that snake catching stick!!"
Sasuke: "As long as I have this stick, no matter what kind of snake it is, I can catch it safely. It's an extraordinary product!" *And it's cheap, too!*
Suigetsu: "A mail order?!"
Sasuke: "But, this attack by snakes..."
Sasuke: "There can be no mistake, it's that guy."
Sasuke: "He never dies, as if he were perpetually young and immortal... one of the legendary sannin and a fearsome, evil shinobi...!"
Orochimaru: "Ku ku..."
Sasuke: ".........!"
Everyone: "Orochimaru! Kabuto!"
Orochimaru: "It's been a long time, hasn't it? My Sasuke-kun...!
Sasuke: "I have no recollection of having become yours. What business do you have with me?"
Orochimaru: "Ara... you're so cold, Sasuke-kun."
Orochimaru: "But no matter what, I still want to make it mine... Sasuke-kun's young body...!"
Suigetsu: "A pervert!"
Orochimaru: "Saaa... please give me your body, Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke: "Fun."
Sasuke: "Yaah!"
Orochimaru: "Guaaaaah!"
Suigetsu: "Wait, that stick works on Orochimaru too!?"