I gave myself two weeks to work out and eat like a Victoria’s Secret model. I’ll say this: It was no party (literally, I could not party) and I still don’t have thighs as taut and toned as Adriana Lima’s. But, I did learn a thing or two about what it takes to get a model bod (besides winning the DNA lottery). So get ready to take some notes. Or laugh at the craziness of it all. Or maybe do both.