And there it was again: my old problem. I'm not gay, but I just can't seem to keep my eyes off guys like the one in the candy store. There's just something mesmerizing about that shape, that color of hair and eyes, the way the bone structure lays like submerged rocks under a beckoning pool of still water, hidden danger for the unwary. And the lithe, graceful way of moving like a lion that has recently fed draws my eye like a naked supermodel should. Is this normal? I doubt it, and that's why I've never told anyone until now. But I digress…