Clerk:Next,please. Where are you going,ma'am?
Alexa:We're going to Paris on vacation.
Clerk:May I see your ticket and Id,please?
Alexa:Here's my passport.
Clerk:I'm charging $125 for...
Alexa:Penelope.
Clerk:For Penelope the dog. Are you checking Penelope in?
Alexa:No! She's traveling with me.
Clerk:Here's your boarding pass. HAVE a good vacation...both of you.