Hey, Ginger. You are holding me back."
Hux is looking at Kylo and takes a deep breath. "What now? Are you going to have another bike rail to the 8th floor?"
Kylo stares blankly at his mass model. "Your existence in this room are holding me back from my brilliant idea of my project. I'm thinking about removing all the walls in this building for my 'naked mind' concept but seeing your red head is disturbing me and what am I supposed to do if you happen to be in this building. I don't wanna hurt other users' feeling. They're not supposed to suffer like me being your roommate."
"That should be my line you twat. Nobody should be waking up at 3 o' clock because his roommate doesn't know do people sleep in a bathtub instead of a bed."
"You should be proud. You're the most ordinary person I've ever met. Even that's boring, you still should be proud."
"I'm not proud of having a common sense. You should be thank me for my sanity and make sure it won't go away because my patience is limited. If it wasn't me you're sure still doing your first year project and figuring out all the fucking simple stuff you'd never known."
"Actually when I imagine those boring things I think what would you do"
Silence falls.
Hux's trying to turn his interest to 'Intro to Bureaucratic Politics' and Kylo's walking around finding a lost cutter among cardboard trash to cut off his walls. Then his left foot steps on the edge of a bold yellow line in the middle of the room and suddenly his eyes fall on Vader's 1:1 statue in the middle of their room. "Hux, have we given Vader a milkshake yet?" Hux face turns white like he's seeing Vader's ghost himself. "Shit. Have you bought a new glass. Next time when you got C+ on your model just don't throwing tantrum. I'm tired of unnecessary shopping. "
"I told you to choose the plastic one but you insist glass is more fabulous."
"Because Vader's goblet is not supposed to have A FUCKING SNOWMAN printed on it you idiot. "
"HIS NAME IS OLAF, GINGER, PAY YOUR RESPECT!"
Kylo is about to throwing his another mass model out of the window but Hux knows how to deal with this.
"THAT'S ENOUGH. I'M CALLING MY DAD TO CHANGE YOUR NAME IN THE SCHOOL ID TO BEN SOLO."
"Okay. The glass will do. "