Is it true that you're not leaving us an inheritance?
Together with the cacti, I'm donating it to a botanical garden.
W-What'd you say?!
You sound disappointed.
So you'd give your money to your cacti instead of your own sons?!
Of course! What sort of job's a pro golfer?
I won't give money to sons who're all grown up and are still nipping at their father's heels!