2. He's my clown.
Sometimes I come home and find him waltzing around the apartment with my underwear around his neck. He does the most ridiculous little dance when I tell him it's time for a treat. I once watched him drag a rawhide bone half his size across the apartment. He gets really excited when I flush the toilet. He'll get obsessed with licking the sheets and leave a huge wet spot on my partner's side of the bed.