. You own, have relative who owns, or know someone who owns a DONUT SHOP!!!
2. You have a life time job at a donut shop.
3. You still work at a donut shop on weekends even if you have a full time job outside.
4. You HATE Donuts!!
5. You live in Long Beach and/or you have relatives who live in Long Beach, or, you go to Long Beach every weekend.
6. You can't live without steamed rice.
7. You're darker than all your other Asian friends.
8. You you kick it with black people and other people think you're black too
9. You hate the name Pol Pot
10. The first cool thing you learned in America is how to break dance.
11. You hate it when people think Cambodians are the dirtiest asians.
12. You own the old Toyota Cressida or an old Nissan Maxima
13. You have a Laotian relative.
14. You are tired of Cambodian stereotypes, so you say that you are"Kampuchean" instead
15. You want other Asians to stop meddling in your country.
16. You deny numbers 1 through 15