Larry: See, where you see two people, unable to talk about politics or movies...
Charlie: Hey, movies I-I can, I can talk about... I just saw the penguin movie.
Larry: I see two extraordinary minds that can communicate on the purest level a man and a woman can interface on. Okay, second purest.
Charlie: ... geek love.
Larry: No better kind.
Larry: Charlie, have you ever considered our place in the universe?
Charlie: Certainly... every time we speak.
Alan: 3.5 is a ridiculous spread. I took the Jaguars and made $100.
Don: What, you have a bookie?
Alan: Do I need a lawyer?
Don: Ahh, I'll let ya slide.
Charlie: Would you wanna do something with me after we're done here?
Amita: Charlie, are you actually asking me out on a date?
Larry: (regarding Charlie and Amita's relationship) It becomes a black hole.
Charlie: Mixing cosmic metaphors again, are we?