Well, I apologize for stirring up the hornets nest. The OP's question just begged for an answer. And then, I was just having fun.
I think anyone with an IQ over that of a 5 year old would see that the trouble solely resides in Mr. IGHAATT, the resident village idiot. I'm certain that Mr. Fiction comes in a close second.
Someday I will learn to keep my mouth shut, but I'm old. Not likely.