-Started the game in singleplayer
-There was a real sense of wonder starting the game, I thought it was awesome
-Soon lost sense of wonder after being killed by Dilo
-Sense of wonder was replaced by fear, I was constantly checking to see if there was anything behind me
-Made thatch hut
-Decided to wander down the beach, bad idea
-Killed by Carno
-Killed by ants
-Killed by raptor
-Killed by ants again
-Killed by Trike whilst punching trees
-Killed by Rex
-Killed by raptor
-During my very small moments of life, I wondered what was up with this game and death
-Started playing on an official server (PVE)
-made a thatch hut
-Killed by Dilo
-Killed by Dimorphodon
-Killed by Raptor
-A guy lent me hide to make a bed, I made a bed, then got killed by Dilo, respawing in my base was refreshing
-Tamed a Dilo, spent 10 minutes freaking out in the chat whilst other people wondered what was up with me
-Killed by raptor, couldn't respawn at bed
-Respawned at a cliff where I found an unconscious person, I picked up their body
-Tried to sling them over the cliff and into the water to kill them, it didn't work
-Person asked what I was doing, I responded with what I t hought was an evil laugh
-Tried to sling person over cliff again by spinning then releasing, I fell off the cliff instead and died
-Karma is REAL!
-Person thought I was an idiot
-a week or so later, I tamed a Parasaur and traveled to someone's base who had a ton of rexes
-she lent me a rex called Edgard
-Spent a few minutes praising the Supreme God of Ark (and Equinox, who is awesome, had to put that in there)
-Tamed a bunch of stuff, life was good
-Internet provider had cable glitch, was offline for 7 days, my base got raided all my stuff was demolished and my dinos claimed (it turns out that the guy who claimed them was the very same guy who I had refused to lend my dinos to the previous week because he'd lost his in a tragic accident, he got his revenge)
-Karma is REAL!
-Felt hollow inside and swore a lot in the chat
-now more people though I was an idiot
-left for the solace of singleplayer
-found out about Admin commands
-forcetamed a ton of dinos and named them after my ones on the other server, but it wasn't the same, I also made creepy memorials with their names on it and bonfires supposed to represent candles, wrote a obituary chronicling the lives of my dinos
-killed by Dilo
Here we go again.
10/10 would praise Supreme God of Ark again