Make sure they have a receipt.
Someone looks beautiful today.
Hi.
- You look very handsome.
- Thank you.
- Roast beef on pumpernickel.
Your favorite.
- Ohh! - Oh, does it have mayo? - Yeah.
Will, if my diabetes comes back, I can't get pregnant.
- I - What is wrong with you? Well, I wanted to tell you that I'm gonna have to start workin' late for the next couple months.
- I'm, uh, monitoring after-school detention.
- What? I had to make a deal with Figgins so he wouldn't kill Glee Club.
But, Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three times a week here.
Now I have to go home and I have to cook dinner for myself? This lady wants to return these sheets.
But something tells me we've got another bed wetter.
Do you see what I have to deal with here, hmm? God, hasn't she ever heard of a diaper? Of course towels have a thread count, Mr Sheets 'N' Things! What do you do? I read catalogsl I know these things.
Anything under a 400-thread count and I could break out in impetigol It's simple to understand! William? Sandy? Hey! Well, hello.
How are things? I hear you have taken over Glee Club.
Yeah.
I hope you're not too upset.
Are you kidding? Getting out of that swirling eddy of despair best thing that ever happened to me.
Don't get me wrong.
It wasn't easy at first.
Being dismissed.
And for what I was accused of? My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me.
Oh, God.
Don't you love a good monkey? It took me weeks to get over my nervous breakdown.
- Did they put you on medication? - Better.
Medical marijuana.
It's genius! I just tell my Dr.
Feelgood I'm having trouble sleeping and he gives me all of it I want.
I'm finding the whole system quite lucrative.
- You're a drug dealer? - Oh, yeah.
Make five times more than when I was a teacher.
I keep some for myself and then I take money baths in the rest.
Who-Who do you sell it to? You want in? Uh, no.
I tried it once in college.
But Terri and I are trying to get pregnant.
- I do my own packaging.
- Sandy, no And the first sample is free.
Come on.
You are the one coaching those tone-deaf acne factories.
You're gonna need it.
What? This looks like barf.
Okay? I have to do everything myself.
Call me.
Come on.
What's the matter with you? Scary.
Hey, Sue.
C-Can I have a sec? Sure, buddy.
Come on in.
Eew! Hey, Emma.
You got a second? - What is that? Gum? - Uh-huh.
So you want to talk to my Cheerios about joining Glee Club? Well, I need more kids Performers.
And all the best ones are in the Cheerios.
Lfigured some of them might want to double up.
Okay.
So what you're doing right now is called blurring the lines.
High school is a caste system.
Kids fall into certain slots.
Your jocks, your popular kids, up in the penthouse.
The invisibles and the kids playing live-action druids and trolls out in the forest bottom floor.
And where do the Glee kids lie? Sub-basement.
Sue's not wrong.
But I don't think anything's set in stone.
I mean, kids are gonna do what they think is cool, which is not always who they are.
- You just need to find a way to get them out of their boxes.
- Well, how do I do that? They follow the leader.
If you can get a couple of the popular kids to sign up the rest will fall right in line.
- I just want to talk to them.
- I don't know, dude.
I can't see any of my guys wanting to join the Glee Club.
Last month, they held down one of their teammates, shaved off his eyebrows just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.
- Look, all I'm looking for is an introduction.
- Fine.
You gotta put a good word in for me with Emma.
- There you go, Cinderella.
- Thank you.
I have trouble with things like that.
The, um The messy things.
Yeah.
It's really nice how much you care about Glee.
About the kids.
If you really care about these kids, you'll leave well enough alone.
Children like to know where they stand.
So let your little Glee kids have their little club.
But don't pretend that any of them are something they're not.
Circle upl Now Mr.
Schuester is gonna talk to you.
You don't listen, you do laps.
You mouth off, you do laps.
Got it? They're all yours, Will.
Thanks, Ken.
Hey, guys.
How you doing? I think I recognize some of you from Spanish class.
But, uh, I'm I'm here today to talk to you about something different.
Uh, music.
Glee Club needs guys.
I can sing.
Really? That's fantastic.
- You wanna hear? - Yeah.
Oh, yeah! Laps.
I'm gonna put the sign-up sheet at the door.
So if anyone wants to sign up, please Thank you.
Dismissedl Ruck, in my office in five minutes.
You been sleeping okay? Your eyes look a little bloodshot.
I got allergies.
Okay, buddy.
Thanks again.
I honestly thought that was the end of the very brief fever dream that was New Directions.